A letter from Feb 12, 2026

Dear FutureMe, you probably don't know this but I will make sure you can not sleep due to the amount embarrassing memories I will give you, now you might be wondering "oh well why would you do that PastMe?" and the answer is: I JUST LIKE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING ANNOYANCE. It brings me joy when I see you next week and your in your bed and you can think of is ME, hahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE ME OH, oh, oh your too funny, thinking you can stop me. Now I might be leaving but I want you to know that no matter what you do, I will always be there.